Ask me anything

But God became the glass, all things left are emptiness.

charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

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2 weeks ago
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returnofpowerbastard:

I’m bustin you outta this joint

returnofpowerbastard:

I’m bustin you outta this joint

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1 month ago
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Uterus:oh you have a completely full day of activity??
Me:don't
Uterus:and a sleepover afterwards??
Me:
Uterus:hardly any breaks??
Me:
Uterus:wouldn't it be a shame
Uterus:if something were to
Me:
Uterus:happen
2 weeks ago
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zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

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1 month ago
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yanniyogii:

johnegbertt:

thepurpleeyedone:

You forgot the best one.

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Does town crier actually involve crying or no

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1 month ago
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